Me to myself: Are you sure you aren’t a lesbian
In an American airport a strange looking young couple arrived to travel to Las Vegas. The couple carried some baggage and a baby swaddled tightly in a blanket. The young couple went trough the security without a problem with the woman holding the baby very close to her body.
Once the plane had boarded, the couple took their seats and waited for the airplane to take off with the rest of the passengers. When they were in the air a hostess came to ask if the baby needed anything but the couple refused and said everything would be alright.
From that moment the hostess was a little suspicious and she watched the couple during the flight. She noticed the couple didn’t feed the baby, the baby didn’t cry even once or make any sound at all.
When the plane landed, the police were waiting for the couple at the airport. The hostess had alerted the authorities. The police searched the couple and found that the baby was dead, it’s organs had been removed and the body was packed full of illegal drugs.
oh my god
holY SH IT
What is wrong with the world
Oh my god.
i was not fucking prepared for the last one
WHY?!
SOMEBODY HIT ME WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT!
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SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
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i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
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I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
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Always have, always will.
And I’m proud.
REBLOG NOW.
ALWAYS HAVE. ALWAYS WILL. ALWAYS AND FOREVER. I DON’T CARE ABOUT WHO ARE. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. SO VERY MUCH.
We’re all people. And it makes sense, right?
I’d be the universe’s biggest hypocritical asshole if I didn’t.
Love you all<3
shkshksk; always have since the day i was born
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So Naomi and I wanted to make a .gif and my mum decided to come check on us, omfg.
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.
i aM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP
